Have you ever been to the Game Developers Conference? Well, we haven’t, but we’re going to hide in a corner and blame it on third-worldliness or something.

But for those who haven’t had the opportunity to go this year, there’s a little text adventure over on GameSetWatch which offers a super-realistic and rather tongue-in-cheek look at the 2009 conference. Well, okay – it’s not terribly realistic (and has a disappointing lack of grues) but it’s a fun way to kill a few minutes while revelling in the idea of playing a game about game development. And chatting to imaginary developers.

Much happiness, love and sparkling goes to the IndieGames blog for bringing this one to our attention.